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Hair Would Only Slow Me Down | Bald Humor Varsity Tee
$29.99
Sale price
$29.99
Regular price
$44.99
Details
Aerodynamics. Efficiency. Pure scalp confidence. A varsity-style tee for the man who isn't missing hair — he's maximizing airflow.
Unisex crew neck tee. DTG printed. Available in White and Black. Sizes S–5XL.
Materials
100% ring-spun cotton, 5.3 oz. DTG printed. Unisex fit. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron on print.
Shipping
Made to order — printed fresh when you buy. Allow 2–7 business days for production. US delivery in 5–14 business days total. Tracking emailed when shipped. We don't accept returns on made-to-order items, but we'll replace anything defective — email us within 30 days.