Never Killed a Mountain Lion But I've Choked a Cougar

This tee carries a dry, playful sense of humor for folks who love the outdoors and a sharp one-liner. The soft, medium-weight cotton sits comfortably against the skin while a bold, distressed back print delivers the punchline: “Never killed a mountain lion but I’ve choked a cougar.” A small, matching emblem on the chest keeps the design grounded and wearable. The classic crew cut and relaxed fit make it an easy layer for trail mornings, campfire evenings, or casual weekends in town. Durable printing methods keep the text crisp and the shirt feeling lived-in, not fragile — the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to make people laugh without trying too hard.

Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) medium-weight (180 g/m²) fabric — breathable and durable
- Tubular knit, no side seams for a smooth, clean silhouette
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main prints — detailed, long-lasting graphics
- Tear-away label, Oeko‑Tex certified, made in Nicaragua with US cotton sourcing

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

100% ring-spun cotton, 5.3 oz. DTG printed. Unisex fit. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron on print.

Made to order — printed fresh when you buy. Allow 2–7 business days for production. US delivery in 5–14 business days total. Tracking emailed when shipped. We don't accept returns on made-to-order items, but we'll replace anything defective — email us within 30 days.

Never Killed a Mountain Lion But I've Choked a Cougar | Funny Outdoor Tee

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